8/15/25

Billboard Global Excl US Top 20 Ranking (Summer 2025) : Alex Warren, Ed Sheeran, JENNIE, Sabrina Carpenter

 


...Yeah I got nothing here.

I mean what else can I say about the chart right now that a lot of people have said? This chart is so stale and stagnant that even Japan Hot 100 looked more active (that's because they're doing ACR style streams downturning for their dinosaurs). It seems like people just doesn't want to listen to new music because why am I seeing Beautiful Things STILL IN THE TOP 10??? Yeah it has been a wasteland for the chart and honestly I don't have much hope for the Hot 100...the same can't really be said for Global Excl US chart. Even though global chart is having the same kinds of crisis of just pop music in general because this chart excluded America, well firstly there's only one Morgan Wallen song on the chart and it's buried six feet deep here, but also the fact that the most dominant countries here are Canada, Mexico, Colombia, and UK making a lot of global hits to be really good. They're very varied too surprisingly from dancehall, reggaeton, amapiano, regional mexican, and even some indie rock and music from Persian and Punjabi area. Yeah it seems like this chart is so interesting that I don't have anything to say. Now I'm gonna try and put the tier of the ranking from shit tier to great tier and scored it from 0-5 scale. Now there's no Shit tier here so we starting out with


BAD TIER


20. Yeah now I can't wait for BTS to comeback because what is this bottom of the barrell stuff?


20. Don't Say You Love Me - JIN


I think I'm done with these type of synthpop that only gotten big because of the name attached to it. It's slow, very trite, and the only thing that keeping this song from the shit tier is the bass is actually sounded really good. But yeah I think these type of songs I'm just done by the time "Left and Right" by Charlie Puth ft. Jung Kook (oh hey speaking of BTS) because it's usually a sign that this song will be popular anyways because BTS Army are starving and they need everything to survive the drought. BTS that I love always have flair and personality behind them and with some stuff from their solo outings, none of them really highlighted their strength and just show their weaknesses without them being together. I'm glad that BTS will have a comeback next year because this cow have already been emptied.


19. You know there's one time that I actually think this song is great...what was I thinking back then this song soured on me harder than those vinegars that the monks accidentally made.


19. Ordinary - Alex Warren


Look I get it that people are getting really sick of this song now that this is the only thing to a bonafide smash hit that we got this year, but I really get why this song became very popular. Heck I also have said that this song is great before. But why this song has soured on me so much that it wound up being here? Well when I first heard it I was really enchanted by the production with that string melody and the choir. But after repeated listened that barely registered drums and lack of robust foundation made this song very hollow and empty. And once I've read the lyrics it's evident that these type of sounds doesn't work...no actually it worked, but in a non descript way that just doesn't reflect in anything. It's like when you eat something like plain potato chips. You love potato chips but without the seasonings and even sauces, it became bland and just empty carb. This is what it feels like and just like any other potato chips it can caused blister in your mouth. This is how I feel about this song now and we desperately want new stuff here.


18. So y'all excited for F1 movie? I think the rise of motorsports movies are fascinating to me because sometimes they're either Oscar bait (a good Oscar bait but still) or they are just there to entertain. I think this movie is trying to do both because it has a soundtrack made by big artists...to diminished results


18. Just Keep Watching - Tate McRae


Is this because she made a song called Sports Car? Because I don't really know why is she here. Anyways Tate McRae has a weird 2025 so far. From her album actually having sort of critical acclaim to flushed all of that down the drain with her trying to get a #1 for working with Morgan Wallen (it's like if Ashanti has to get a #1 hit from collaborating with Toby Keith). And now this which is like a second Red Bull car having a spin. I don't what to say here other than this is just a formless mess of clashing percussion, nondescript melody, and annoying drop. Also it's kinda rich from Tate to say to "just keep watching" when I know that the Morgan Wallen stuff really hurt your chances for the audience to keep watching. This is the sort of movie soundtrack slog that always making the experience of the movie slightly worse by their presence alone and yeah not good for her prospect.


MEH TIER


17. Okay this song has become grating now.


17. Like JENNIE - JENNIE


Mantra is still a great song but I do believe that JENNIE having more of an impact than even Rose (well I'd go back and forth on that) is kinda baffling because she's not that good as a soloist. She doesn't bring anything to the table beside being genre chamillion and even then her guest stars have been shown her off the table. Mantra was a fluke because this song got worse overtime. It's just the overplay really that made the flaws even more glaring so the things I said before but more negative.


16. Manchild - Sabrina Carpenter

Now I have a lot of thoughts about this song some of it are good some of it are shit. I think that in terms of production the keys are great but that chorus is so overstuffed and I think Jack Anthonoff shouldn't really touch country production at all because that guitar is so plucky and out of place here. I do like Sabrina performance here but it's nothing really new especially with her another wink wink nudge nudge attitude. If this was came out in the 80s she would've been placed in the same pedastal as Paula Abdul and that isn't saying much. It's also detrimental to the lyrics which is once again is a kiss off anthem but like Please Please Please, she played it ironically and honestly that's the weaker part of the song. Now I'm a trans girl so I don't know much about how cishet women do in dating, but I think that this type of generalization of gender role is kinda backwards looking? I think the implication of "innocent woman" is really what irk me about this song in general. Sabrina despite thinking this ironically does sometimes believe it unironically. It's a mish mash of 80s kitsch with zoomer irony poisoning that really rubs me the wrong way. Honestly not looking forward to that album.


DECENT TIER



15. PASSO BEM SOLTO - ATLXS


Finally after what a full year of this series? I am able to review the weird, wacky, and sometimes really dodgy and AI invested phonk genre. For those who don't know phonk is a subset of EDM or dance music that came out of Funk carioca. The biggest characteristic of this sound is big booming bass with little low end (basically making dance music with the characteristic of lo-fi recording). This is dance music's equivalent of soundcloud rap at its infancy. Loud, blaring, and really doesn't care about what your feeling is as long as it's catchy enough. This is definitely different than Funk carioca which is more in tune and have influence in Miami bass. Phonk actually chose another different subgenre of hip-hop, Memphis style rap. Now most of these songs are honestly Tiktok bait but one has to caught on to the streaming at some point and here we are. Now this song is fine but that AI album cover...yeaaaah.


14. Tu Sancho - Fuerza Regida


Probably the most tuneful Fuerza Regida hit I've heard at least. They finally got the bass production and general corridos tumbados sound that doesn't sound like dying ass. Look even if it's passable, the frontman of Fuerza Regida is still sounds like a jackass even when his production has improved. 


13. La Plena - W Sound, Ovy On The Drums & Beele


This song grew on me slightly but the bigger story here is Beele which have a breakout hit in the reggaeton scene. Oh speaking of Beele


12. No Tiene Sentindo - Beele


Internationally, Beele is probably the breakout star of the year. And even though his voice is kinda wishy washy, I can see his appeal. I really like how sandy the song is but the thing that bothered me is the reverb and the mixing. The vocals here are mixed at the back of the melody and it is jarring. Still I do think it's a matter of time Beele is cross over in the US but with the state of latin music right now...yeah.


11. Azizam - Ed Sheeran


Welp after his back to roots passion project album didn't really moved units, Ed is back in the pop game this time is a little bit interesting at least. The title of the song is a Persian word for "my beloved" and with this and another song that we will get into, I think he's gonna make an album equivalent of a travel vlog with 100k subs. And it certainly sounds like it because while the song is noble enough to try and capture the Persian music scenes (even had a songwriter who is Iranian), because it's Ed Sheeran pop star mode, the luster and the spark of what made Persian pop music or what it supposed to be got sucked out and what we left is a facsimile of the real deal. I do love the faster tempo and the acoustic accent. But other than that it's just another Ed Sheeran pop song with a hint of culture behind it.


10. Show Me Love - WizTheMc ft. bees & honey


There have been a rise in afrobeats/amapiano song with house or atmospheric flair to it on the chart right now. This is probably the biggest one from the amapiano side and I feel conflicted. For once the beautiful piano with that sandy percussion is perfect. And WizTheMc is really fine with his vocal delivery. I think my main issue is that it's too short and the reverb is being abused a bit much. Still I'm interested in how this turns out especially that both genres are now being relegated to European market. 


GOOD TIER



9. Triple Lavada - Esau Ortiz


This one is interesting in that it's supposed to be in the umbrella of Regional Mexican sound but the only thing that could be the indictation is the trumpets and the guitar. Everything else sounded like a groovy sounding song that really harken back to the 1999 Latin boom. You are greeted with the heavy phat bass and then the pseudo rap delivery and then the drum fills and you hear more guitar, trumpets, and then the chorus becoming a bit atmospheric with the strings and the reverb and honestly if it wasn't for the short length it would actually in the Great tier. As it is, it's a certainly unique song that ended with Egyptian stereotypical melody??? Seriously what are you song!


8. Undressed - sombr


I think rock is back? Well this is more sounding like the indie pop that was really popular in Europe in the mid to late 2000s but since it has guitar and bass, yeah rock song. And I'm glad that these kinds of songs are getting popular because we need variety and honestly this song succeeded in the sound part. That bass with the plucky guitar, thick atmosphere, perfectly blended drum, and the vocal harmonies in the chorus is so dreamy and airy. The reason why this song isn't higher is that the lyrics is kinda pissy and he's so baby about it. Like dude she's already moved on why are you not doing the same with you complaining every time she's meeting you. Anyways you know what song that really shrunk on me?


7. Abracadabra - Lady Gaga


Yeah this song has shrunk on me in some ways. I think after listening to the album really soured my listening experience of this song. It's still good but the flaws just keep getting exposed here. Like Lady Gaga performance really kinda phoning in, to the production that isn't as creative nor as transgressive, and the lyrics which is just nonsense in a way that isn't interesting. It's more of a Gaga pastiche which could be the case if it wasn't for How Bad Do U Want Me and Zombieboy really evolved the sound to more a contemporary sound while also being transgressive. 


GREAT TIER



6. Sapphire - Ed Sheeran


At the time I'm writing this part, there has been a video circulating around talking about Ed Sheeran and how his writing and style ruined pop music or something. It wasn't a good video and it's kinda ironic how they trying to compared Ed to Taylor when in reality both have been labeled as inaunthetic for years. Btw I don't believe that because the former has made songs that will make your bawls your eyes out especially his songs about losing family members that always tug my heart string. While the latter has made her mission it seems to be open as she wants sometimes too open. Anyways it's kinda disingenious talking about Ed Sheeran like that when this song exist. Like I said this album is probably gonna play more into his global influence and this time exploring Punjabi sound. He even bringing in Arjit Singh who's very big in Punjabi music scenes. Yes him singing in Punjab is very stilted at best. But when that ending where he got surrounded by this pop song inspired by Punjabi culture I just melt. This song is in the right heart and came from the right place and I can commend that.


5. Back To Friends - sombr


With the success of Arctic Monkeys, it's only a matter of time that someone made a song that sounds like indie rock of the 2000s and this is just a prime stake beef of it. I love that big piano accented with the guitar and drums and even though he got his vocal filter on, on the chorus the song sounds so lush with the added reverb talking about him not accepting that he can be friends with his ex. And in this one it's very understandable why he acts this way. The bridge is the star of the show yeah this song has a bridge...such an alien concept these days huh. But yeah this song is just something the chart needed and I hope he got more of this.


4. Shake It To The Max (FLY) - MOLIY, Silent Addy, Skillibeng, & Shenseea


Man remeber in 2014 we have new booty anthem every ten days or so? Well now we have a real deal ass anthem on the chart and honestly this is such a UK hit that I'm surprised it broke through the US chart. But I get it this song is an afrofusion between afrobeats with dancehall and you can hear it. That drum pattern, the flute I think, and the atmosphere screamed cookout. The remix here worked because both Shenseea and Skillibeng understood the assignment here. Again this is the most UK hit that I heard in American chart to date not because it has thick British accent, but it understood the multicultural aspect of UK right now. I'm glad this became a hit.


3. Love Me Not - Ravyn Lenae


There's always that one song that you don't have anything to say beside that it's great and this is one of them. Like I know why I love this song. The production is like a mix of indie pop and RnB which shouldn't worked but that bassline just make it work. It's just good pop music man go ahead and listen to it. But this place meant...


2. Baile Inovidable - Bad Bunny

1. DTMF - Bad Bunny

I still think that 2025 played out the same like 2022 but in backward. Honestly this summer wouldn't have been bleak if Bad Bunny released Debi Tirar Mas Fotos in the summer instead in the middle of Winter. But still what an album and I have to pick like two songs from the album for my best list and it's gonna be hard so stay tuned for that.

Before I go, I wanna bring back this section which is a recommendation of songs that fall below what's eligible for this ranking and that's also new as well. So let's go we have 5 songs here.


Capaz - Alleh & Yorghaki: The subtitle here is Merengueton and yeah that's very much an apt description of the song. This song really balance reggaeton and merengue really well to become my sleeper hit of the year.

Party 4 U - Charli XCX: With the success of Brat it's a matter of time that Charli's deep cut will become a tiktok hit but I wasn't expecting this to be honest. A deepcut from her pandemic album that's very much not mainstream sounding as she's doing more of what her hyperpop mixtape did and it created the most bonkers and yet most intimate album of her career. No wonder this caught on because people are longing for that intimacy that we just don't get anymore.

Bloodline - Alex Warren ft. Jelly Roll: By virtue of the guest star I should've hate this. But it's probably one of the few indie folk revival songs that resonate the most especially talking about breaking the expectation of your familial bloodline. Honestly Alex Warren's other singles are better especially Burning Down. It's just ashamed his biggest hit is the least interesting one.

Blessings - Calvin Harris ft. Clementine Douglas: Calvin Harris is finally back and deliver yet again a great piano house singles with a great vocal from Clementine Douglas. Sometimes a good beat and decent singers can carried a song in general and this is a prime example of that.

Mangu - Fourtwnty ft. Charita Utami: I don't even love this song but it's telling how dire the chart is that an Indonesian song can just barged in like that charted high on the Global chart. This and NIKI success is so bizarre and yet I'll welcomed it since y'know Indonesian pride...but also fuck Prabo-




7/10/25

Top 10 Best Hit Songs of 2015 (Anniversary!)

    Pop music has always been part of my life but it was a long journey to where I am now as a person. Deep down inside pop music was and still is my escapism for me as a closeted queer person. There's something transcendant about pop music that I listened to, like it would take me to other places that honestly I belong to. But, back then I didn't know and instead I was running away for who I really am right now. Pop music was my respite and it was a place where I could express myself in general. I always grew up with pop music ever since I saw Lady Gaga and Bad Romance, probably one of the most informative memories when I was little were watching Bad Romance music video on old YouTube VEVO. Since then I just love looking at American pop culture through YouTube and again popular music. Around 2013 however, I started to be interested with review youtubers, the likes of Nostalgia Critic and AVGN (since I was getting into game) and with Nostalgia Critic I came across a channel called Todd In The Shadow. I watched dozens of his video after I found him and after that I was introduced with the wealth of channels talking about pop music. Granted it was the mid 2010's, so a lot of those channels focused on the negatives. Then I found another channel called Spectrum Pulse at the end of 2014 and liking his works as well. When I looked at his channel he got a new series called Billboard Breakdown and I was hooked to the pop singles charts. And on the eve of 2015 I decided to make a blog and here we are now. 

    2015 honestly was one of the perfect time to get into pop music before the despair that is the rest of the decade. 2015 just like the year itself sat in the middle of a transition time between the fun pop EDM and pop rap and the moody dark brooding sound of trap rap, monogenres, and tropical house. And even though it was a transition time, it's probably one of the perfect way to end the party because this year is fantastic. Not all are winner though. Country had an existential crisis after the hangover of bro country, a lot of novelty songs that became popular because Vine, and rock just missing completely. But the good stuff are just outweighing the bad here. Pop music is as big as ever and all the most popular songs of all time list came from here, rap gradual shift from pop rap to the more trap influence, EDM having one of its best year with tropical house and future bass on the horizon, and RnB had some big debuts. To celebrate my ten years here, I'm gonna reveal my favorite songs from 2015. Here are some criteria for the best list.

  1. Anything that debuted on the year-end for 2015 according to Billboard Hot 100 and the repeats will be replaced by 14 songs that missed the Year-end according to TOTC.
  2. I also wanna include songs that didn't get to debut in any Billboard Hot 100 Year-end lists but appeared on 100 most streamed songs on Spotify for 2015 Link here
  3. All of this are my opinions at the end of the day so let's be civil about this.
Okay without further ado as we say hello to this year that definitely the last time we'll be optimistic as we count down...

TOP 10 BEST HIT SONGS OF 2025




    10. Now I'm not really familiar with this song per say, but I know the hype that this song caused in the broader music landscape not just in the pop music space. This is why I'm choosing to add the most streamed songs that released in 2015 because I love hindsight like that! So when I saw that this song was really high up here and probably really influenced pop music down the line? Yeah I at least have to pay respect to it.

10. The Less I Know The Better - Tame Impala


    There are saying that if you don't love something you at least respect it, and honestly that's what I'm feeling about the song. I honestly missed the Tame Impala train because I was into Twenty One Pilots back then. All I know of Tame Impala is that it's one of those band that sounded like just a guy singing in it. But, seems like after this album Currents was unleashed, Kevin Parker became a sought after producer in the business with his latest produced song Houdini with Dua Lipa became a monster hit. And this song really is one of the few songs from this year that aged the best. 
    That bassline alone should be the thing that people will studied for years to come because of how immaculate and just tight it is. It sounds buttery while the vocals bringing this airy and dreamy atmosphere. This song is like a croissant honestly. A very rich buttery pastry that has tonnes of layers to it's productions...but also the ones that should not be eaten everyday. Yeah this is the part where I say while I do respect how this song is made, I think there are better songs that are more long lasting for me. Also the lyrics is kinda pathetic and very pissy and that really detract the song a bit for me. Still what a song to announced yourself to the pop sphere. 


    9. Now for this next song here...well if you listened to the radio at all in early 2015 and were sick of the song...I'm sorry.

9. Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars



    I feel like reviewing this song is akin to me reviewing water or oxygen. This song is THE 2010s and backed up by data too (according to Billboard). This is the most popular song of the 2010s according to Billboard and yeah this is a well deserved one. I honestly don't know what to say here like you have ears like? and also you are born before 2004 knew this song and how awesome it is right? Okay fine I'll try to have one new observation about this song. I think it's the fact that Mark Ronson is probably one of the most underrated songwriter and producers working today. The fact that he produced songs for the likes of Amy Winehouse and Wale at the same time should be commended as very versatile. Also apparently his step father is the guitarist from Foreigner...go figure.


    8. There's something to be said about the differences between what would be popular on the US and the rest of the world because it's very telling about the trends that many people might forgot. Looking at 2015 and 2016 the differences were stark because while America is about to embrace the dark moody sound thanks to trap rap, the rest of the world are in the midst of tropical house and EDM boom that will burst in a few years. What this means is that some songs will have one billion streams but your average Americans will only knew the song if they're listening to pop radio. For example!

8. Lush Life - Zara Larsson



    By my criteria this counts for this year because it was released this year and is in the top streaming singles on Spotify. Even though to me this song is so emblematic of the vast difference between 2016 for USA and the rest of the world. Lush Life might just be one of the biggest hits of all time that never charted high on the States with only peaking at #75. I mean I get why, this breezy tropical house inspired song is probably not what Americans are into. But c'mon this song is one of the few reasons why I'm always prefer looking more globally because I wouldn't have found this song. That plucky guitar, the steel drum, and Zara herself making this song very loose and well lush. That bassline is what I would take home with me and have a great time...playing Split Fiction to. The fullness of this song really hammered home how Zara is being free caring and in a rush everytime but just breezy enough for it not being a chore. It's just a great little pop song that should've been a summer hit in America but alas.


    7. One of the breakout stars of this era are both in this song but the fact that this artists were not long ago was in a show called Victorious and making song like this???

7. Love Me Harder - Ariana Grande ft. The Weeknd



    The fact that Ariana bringing in The Weeknd who up until that point was a semi popular RnB artist that is known to make down and moody track where sex, drugs, and partying is being portrayed as hedonistic fun in the realistic manner. The fact that she made him work on a very pop RnB tune is so fascinating and yet a stroke of genius. The juxtaposition between the very elegant and chic Ariana with the raw sexual nature of The Weeknd shouldn't worked at all. But the production and the framing is the star of the show. 
    This collaboration works because of how Ariana hold her own agains't The Weeknd here especially with how she has her agency and even domineering. This couldn't work though if the male character here is trying to be more domineering to the degree that could become really questionable. And yet, The Weeknd is floored with Ariana that he really accomodating with her and giving her the agency. It really helped that the production here is excellent. Its first note with that string synth really set the tone and from there it just becoming more and more tight. That chorus is probably the best Ariana has sounded up till this point. For the introduction to The Weeknd with the pop crowd, it's quite compelling.

    
    6. Though after that introduction, The Weeknd has to balanced the tight rope of becoming the pop star and still have that core audience that listened to him since House of Balloons. He was back and forth on this but with this song, he found the best balance and becoming one of the darkest #1 hit of the decade.

6. The Hills - The Weeknd



    It's still remarkable that The Hills went to number one even with how unpop this sound is. You can say that this song is the catalyst of the shift in sound from an upbeat preppy sound to the more darker and moodier sound. Which yeah you definitely can see that. But, I'd say that few can topped what The Weeknd did on The Hills. The fact that this song really uncompromising vision really remained intact after releasing your most poppy song to date is really crazy. The fact that the song starts with the blaring synth immediately set the stage for what the song will become. A dark and brooding song about his hedonistic life coming back to bite him especially with The Hills Have Eyes imagery. The production really expanded on this with ominous synth, the booming earth shattering bass, and the scream really created a horror scenes than anything close to sexy. But that's really on purpose as The Weeknd really going on how he's very much this sex god and hedonist, and then you saw that veil just shattered once the people are watching him struggling with the consequence of his action. The fact that this very unpop song hit #1 is still mindblowing and honestly in a worse year this would've been at least as high #2 but alas.


    5. On October 16, 2024, The world was shook by the sudden announcement that Liam Payne passed away after he fell from three stories building in Argentina. That really came out of nowhere news really opened up a lot about how One Direction are viewed in retrospect. Now I have been a fan of One Direction since I wa 12 so I was pretty devastated that Liam died at such a young age (he was younger than my first brother for Christ sake). I know that their lyrics sometimes can be a bit iffy especially their debut and such. But I think that they really matured with the release of Four so much so that I was so excited to see what's next for them. Then Zayn left the band. And while they made one more album after his departure, it's basically done for One Direction. Which is why their last hit as a five members boyband is so special.

5. Night Changes - One Direction



    Straight up this is one of the best love ballad of all time. From the wispy melody to the atmosphere and then the guitar filling in as we get to the chorus and the harmonies just oozing with care and comfort. All of the boys are bringing their best performance especially Niall and Harry here which are both will become very success and even critically acclaimed down the line. And that key chain on the final chorus really soared very hard to become one of the best love ballad of all time. But it's still the writing that put this over the top. Now the biggest crticism of One Direction is always the writing being a bit...shall we say immature. But with a little bit of growth and the fact that they...y'know grew up, they found the right formula to make this song to work. The fact that with the change from the first to the third person had been extraordinary especially with this song. You can hear the comfort that these five men gave to this girl that yeah once it's over you don't realized that it is over. The imagery of moving too fast here is key because while this song can be very cheesy, that imagery showed that something a bit more going on and making this song more compelling. A little bit of danger can't really hurt nobody. So it's no surprise that this song is the one that had the biggest rebound after Liam's passing. Even the haters have to say that yeah they have one song that's truly special.


    4. And now for something completely different and shaped the sound of pop music for years to come.

4. Where Ya At - Future ft. Drake



    DS2 is rightfully one of the few pivotal albums that helped trap rap ascend to the popularity that we still have to grapple till this day. This year in particular we have a transition between the party rap Pitbull and Flo Rida to the more gritty and real trap rap from Future and Migos. And honestly the switch up is a long time coming. Even though those pop rap songs are very fun and lighthearted, when Black Lives Matter started to form after the death of Treyvon Martin and the general police brutality against black people in America. No shade towards Flo Rida and Pitbull but people definitely don't wanna hear more of that club slob even though they're mostly good club slob. Trap rap really captured the zeitgeist and the culture at the time which evolved to drill and more dancey Jersey Club sound. Yes I know trap rap was created in the mid 2000s but T.I. then sold out after 2007 and most of the trap rap that have crossed over were kinda novelty. But Future after tinkering with the sound really found his stride with this album and this song. This song really solidified Future and Drake as the super duo in hip-hop and I bet it'll last long...anyways. 
    The song itself is very brooding and menacing look at Future and Drake hedonism and comradarie. Metro Boomin really bringing his A game with this one with the chunky trap percussion and really menacing melody. The flows are as tight as ever for both of them and even Drake got that melodic flow on this one. People forgot that Drake's flow used to be really tight and melodic (reminder that this was in his If You're Reading This It's Too Late era. Enemy would've been here if it's eligible). In any case, I know how this story is going and might be ending? (I think Future might make amends less so about Metro) But for what it is, Where Ya At and DS2 opened up the door for more of this sounds and it's for the betterment or worsened of the chart.


    3. Sometimes an artist is great when they knew about their strengths and weaknesses. Limitation will always gonna be the stop gap between knowing to use your strength and how you avoid your weaknesses. This is why I'm always saying since 2017 that Demi Lovato should've made more of the pop rock stuff instead of soul RnB. Because I remembered what she's capable of.

3. Cool For The Summer - Demi Lovato



    Demi Lovato should carried the mantle that Kelly Clarkson left behind in 2015 (Heartbeat Song is alright but still). I don't know who told them that pop rock isn't the right genre for her because Sorry Not Sorry is very lousy and very much using Demi's strength and turned it into her weaknesses with that sorry excuse of a productions. Cool For The Summer is perfect for her because the productions and instrumentation fit her rough and powerful voice the best. That chorus with the chugging riff and the big percussion and that harmonies. It really captured how forceful and just dominating she sounds. This song is tight and that's for a reason because this song is basically about Demi Lovato trying out sapphic experience for the first time. Now when I first listened to this song I was an egg who doesn't know yet that this kid will grew up with a trans girlfriend and oh that kid is gonna have their gender turned upside down (2015 was the last season of Gravity Falls and when I learned about Adventure Time and Steven Universe it's joever). So yeah questioning everything me really latched onto this song but really after all this year, I still felt that yearning even though I really can't express it well. In a way this song and how it sounded is really an experiment for Demi to see what sounds she wanna do and with that full creative control, she made probably the heaviest song on the Year-end List. All I can say to that kid who made this blog in the IT class is hey it's okay you can do it!


    2. You know, we probably should have a conversation about Taylor Swift older works now that she got her master recording back! I think a lot of people have dismissed Taylor Swift just because of the tabloid drama and what the media portrayed her as. A lot of them are fragantly misogynist and very much bullshit goss that sometimes you need to spill it out in singles after singles. Being that Taylor is one of the few pop stars back then that wrote her own songs, it's no surprised that she's gonna showed up to one of my best lists. But damn I didn't know that the song would be so high up.

2. Style - Taylor Swift



    Honestly I'm glad that Taylor took a big leap and go straight pop. Even though some of her best stuff are from the country album or the indie folk stuff, there's some chic and even wonders on Taylor's synth pop style in mid 2010s. Really helped that she bringing in Jack Antonoff from Bleachers and fun. fame (yeah I know the meme but I think most Jack Antonoff stuff with Taylor are always gold). He really brung out the sophisticated sound that polished this song to be one of the best Taylor's singles ever. For one the writing of Taylor is more of a reminiscing instead of being sarcastic and jokey on the track before it "Blank Space" (that song is fine). Even though the relationship ended and she has been heartbroken a few too many times, she really still reminiscing the good old time with this guy (probably Harry Styles I mean c'mon look at that title). But when Meghan Trainor is being so up on her own ass, Selena is being more morrowful, and Miley...well whatever that was on that Flaming Lips collab album, Taylor is more restraint and even thinking about the old times. The imagery of James Dean and how tragic his life was elevated the angst into glamour which is just devastating. That take me home refrain with the pulsating beat, liquid guitar, and the harmonies just hit you with a ton of euphoria that yes turned it into an absolute gem. 

    Now before revealing my number one pick let's get through a long list of honorable mentions that just missed the cut


Budapest - George Ezra: This just missed the list proper and the British fluke crossover that edged out "Ghost" by Ella Henderson. That terrific guitar line and bass line will always with me alongside George Ezra's baritone voice. Nice guitar solo too.

Take Me To Church - Hozier: It's so funny but sad at the same time that the lasting legacy of this song is that people took the song's subject matter about being very horny that he needs guidance from God to even more lusting, and played it straight (pun intended). Remember kids once you made a very transgression shit, they'll commodified it. 

Shut Up and Dance - WALK THE MOON: This isn't on the list because overplay basically. But wow what an opening and the chorus man. Definitely one of the few 80s pastiche that I love.

679 - Fetty Wap ft. Remy Boyz: No 2015 list would be complete if there's no Fetty Wap song on here. The fourth hit wonders here is basically the bridge between the pop rap and trap rap and it was glorious to hear.

Honey, I'm Good - Andy Grammer: Probably the only country adjecent here (country was started to tanked this year) and probably the contentious pick here. I think that the tone and framing of the song saved it from being too on the nose like say Cheerleader which would miss my worst list barely. 

How Deep Is Your Love - Calvin Harris ft. Disciples: A return to form for Calvin Harris which became a really great modern house classic. The fact that I can't put this song on the best list just showed how strong this year is for best hits.

Black Magic - Little Mix: This is here thanks to the Spotify rule and what a great tune this is. Yeah this song sounds very cheap and very camp, but I really love the harmonies here. And we need more love songs themed around magic, they always worked for me.

    Now let's finish this list then?

    1. One thing as any critic that you should looking for is being unpredictable. I mean you are criticizing media and you have your own opinions. Sometimes as a critic you have to present yourself as your own person and having media taste that's different as anyone else can be gratifying. As for me I'll always believe that my taste in music can be a bit basic but so what? At the end of the day I have to give props to a certain album just because we as a collective believe that it is one of the best albums of the 2010s. The fact that Kendrick made this song to become the cornerstone of rap, yeah I have to go with the consensus.


1. Alright - Kendrick Lamar



    Let me tell you a bit of my story as to how I really love music as a medium. 2014 was the lowest moment for me and obviously I bounced back from that, but it was a rough time that included three days not going to school that's how bad it is. Anyways around this time music is really what mattered to and with that I watched a lot of stuff about pop music. At the end of 2014 I watched a lot of worst lists especially from Todd (back then he was in Channel Awesome so I have to watch them there it was diabolical). And then I came across Spectrum Pulse's list and I was hooked. Then I noticed he reviewed albums and one of his early reviews that hooked me was his review of Kendrick Lamar's "To Pimp A Butterfly" and when he gave it a very high score, I must listen to it. Now Spotify hasn't come out here yet, so the best way for me to listen to this album is through Soundcloud. And then the rest is history.
    It's so funny that this album even with the universal appeal that it has and the critical backing, can only managed one hit. Though paradoxically this album got one hit at all is a miracle because I do believe that the wider American public are still hesitant with the politics of this album. And Alright is probably the perfect track to take a sample of because this is definitely the most "mainstream" sounding one out of all of them. This song was produced by Pharrell who also provided the hook and yeah this is definitely what Pharrell would've produced during mid 2010s. The only weakness here is the percussion can be distracting the mix. But once the trumpet hit against the vocal samples and more expressive delivery from Kung Fu Kenny himself. Now look there are some criticism that you can say about Kendrick especially when he's doing politics they can't all be winners here. But Alright is really something special in that even though it's his experience as a black man in a white supremacist country, his universality and his reassureness are what make this song soared so high. The fact that this became a hit at all especially from an album that's very heavy, that's the reason why this is the best hit songs of 2015

    Thank you everyone for reading this blog I can't believe it has been ten years since I made this blog and through thick and thin I still care about you all and please take care of each other! Oh also here's my revised worst hits of 2015

  1. Dear Future Husband - Meghan Trainor
  2. Kick The Dust Up - Luke Bryan
  3. Marvin Gaye - Charlie Puth ft. Meghan Trainor
  4. Play Date - Melanie Martinez
  5. Only - Nicki Minaj, Drake, Lil Wayne & Chris Brown
  6. I Bet My Life - Imagine Dragons
  7. Post To Be - Omarion ft. Chris Brown ft. Jhene Aiko
  8. Fight Song - Rachel Platten
  9. Crash and Burn - Thomas Rhett
  10. Watch Me - Silento
Dishonorable Mentions:

  • John Cougar, John Deere, John 3:16 - Keith Urban
  • Ayo - Chris Brown & Tyga
  • Worth It - Fifth Harmony ft. Kid Ink
  • Take Your Time - Sam Hunt
  • Fast Car - Jonas Blue ft. Dakota
  • Nasty Freestyle - T Wayne
  • 7/11 - Beyonce



5/8/25

Billboard Global Excl US Top 20 Ranking (Spring 2025) : Jennie, Doechii, Bad Bunny, Lady Gaga


So 2025 huh...

Y'know the world has been shit enough as it is, but I'm glad that music can still be the escapism I need to get out of this mess for a bit. Last year was probably still one of the most insane year for pop music I can remember at least, but the insanity was balanced out by good music. This year so far has been just insane. Album bombs after album bombs and some stayed long enough to be featured on here. There's also two album bombs from Lady Gaga and Jennie which I will only take the highest charting one on here. Even after all of that, this season felt scattered thanks to those album bombs in question. There's five songs here that come from members of boyband and that's after I took out Who by Jimin. We are in a weird time for pop music and I don't know how I can assess the quality here because it's all over the place. Well let's get on with the weirdness of the chart in a very anxious time as we ranked this top 20*


20. That's So True - Gracie Abrams


Well this is a shrinker. I don't think this song could've gotten worse for me over time but yeah it did. There are couple of reasons why this song has gotten worse for me but the biggest culprit has to be the production. This song is a biggest lump of well lump that I've heard thus far this year. That bouyant feel felt so wrong especially with the bare guitar. The production really highlighted how limited Gracie Abrams' range as a singer songwriter especially the lyrics. This lyrics is basically just Taylor Swift breakup song at home. The details aren't there and it's surprisingly juvenile with the swearing. Yes Taylor would incorporate swear words in her later albums but the thing is that Gracie is replicating Red era Taylor which can be mixed bag. It's probably one of two bad songs here on the ranking, the rest of the ranking will be interesting at least.


19. Te Queria Ver - Aleman ft. Neton Vega


And this is the other bad song here. To be honest the reason why this song is this low is because that squealing synth that sounded like grounded up helium balloons. The fact that the synth is there with a pretty bog standard reggaeton beat really outstayed its welcome by the time Neton Vega got his verse in. It's not lower on the ranking because that switch up to trap production is actually pretty good. Neton Vega is probably the least regional Mexican act I've heard and what I mean by that is how he doesn't have anything new to add to the scene really. He's not as unique as Peso Pluma nor is he that much of a douche than Fuerza Regida or Oscar Maydon. He just exist and his rise is kinda baffling. 


18. Like JENNIE - Jennie


Oh would you look at that, death threats! Nah I'm just kidding this song is just a mid tier Blackpink song. One bad habit that Blackpink and its members always come across is always making too many "I'm back, bitch!" songs. For those who don't know, the "I'm back, bitch!" songs are basically singles where the song didn't have any substance whatsoever and instead that substance got replaced by bravado and loud personality. This term was used first by Todd in The Shadows and he really nailed in the head how empty these type of songs usually are. But that doesn't mean it can't work, Jennie literally had one with Mantra and it was a great song. This one on the other hand...it's not really it. I don't really buy the badass Jennie all that much and that's really the main issue of the song. The phonk inspired production do work here but it still left me a bit empty by the end. Just listen to Mantra and skip this one.


17. Timeless - The Weeknd ft. Playboi Carti


This song didn't changed for me one way or the other but I do wanna talk about the recent controversy about this song. A lot of people were a bit baffled by Carti's delivery on this song that some people suspecting him to use AI vocal filter or something. Then surprisingly the Carti fanbase on his subreddit are suspecting that Lawson, one of the writers on this song, was the one that actually did the verse himself and using AI vocal filter that sounded like Carti. Now this is some serious allegations that really went beyond ghostwriting. If this allegation is indeed true that definitely would open up the debate of AI use in rap songs that I'm definitely on the side of against the usage of AI. But, after seeing the proof and also listening to the song more time that I want to, My conclusion is that it's not AI and I do think that this is the best Playboi Carti has sounded since Die Lit era. If it's proven for a fact that Carti is using AI in this one then I would put this straight on the worst list because to me generative AI is something that I despise as someone in the creative space. I know that people in nature want the simple life and the prospect of getting an art piece right there and then is enticing. But, that to me is not art anymore, it's a product and I really don't want to admiring products. This really also one of the indications of fascism because they want to keep the nations stronger by weeding out the odd one out, it create conformity mentality that I really despise. Anyways yeah support your local artists and do commission more!


16. TATTOO - Tito Double P


Gonna keep these two entries short because they are both latin songs that I don't have much thought about but still have decent tune behind them. This one is slightly worse because Tito Double P sounded like he's dying here I don't know why. Other than that, it's just your standard curridos tumbados which automatically will give it at worse meh tier (unless something worse came along). I think the theory of Global Latina Belt is true especially for music since even though this song is entirely in Spanish, it felt familiar to me for some reason. Same goes with a lot of latin american music. It's just something that really still grab me even again I don't speak the language.


15. La Plena (W Sound 5) - W Sound, Beele, & Ovy On The Drum


So y'all remember BZRP Music Session that became such a juggernaut in 2022-23? Well turns out there are another new type of this collaboration where an artist will come to the booth and make a song then uploaded it on YouTube. This one came from Colombia and it's called W Sound. W Sound is a brainchild of a Colombian youtuber Westocol and frequent reggaeton producer Ovy On The Drum whom wrote a lot of Karol G stuff (speaking of Colombia). The song itself is just a more subdued reggaeton joint with some excellence balance of the percussions and just a great fun fact for y'all. 


14. Anxiety - Doechii


One thing about the charts and just the public at large is that when they got it right, they can get songs that I've always love to chart high and becoming a staple in pop music pantheon. In this case however the listening public can be a bit silly and decided to do something silly. Like decided that we don't wanna make songs from Doechii latest mixtape to become a hit like Nissan Altima, but instead the public chose a 2017 song that was sampled by Sleepy Hallow and after that she re-recorded her verse and boom here we are. Look I love Doechii obviously we can expect a stellar verse and some kookiness from her and yeah that second verse is something alright. But like why though? Why this song? Well I'll tell you why...zoomers nostalgia. Yes this song is basically Doechii singing and rapping through Somebody That I Used To Know beat. It's just so bizarre that this might be her biggest hit when other options exist. I don't get you TikTok.


13. Sweet Dreams - J-Hope ft. Miguel


Welp BTS might be coming back this year or the next one. Since 2022, we have seen a lot of solo stuff from BTS members as we waited for all of them to finish their military services. Out of all of the solo stuff, J-Hope stuff is probably the least essential one. I think it's because his palette is just good enough that it would sounds good but not good enough that you really would call youself a fan. He doesn't have the star power that Jungkook has nor the chop that Jimin has and even the experiment that RM has. That being said, I do think hip-hop tinged RnB is a good look for the guy and this song is a step in the right direction. The breezy laid back feel is perfect for Spring to Summer transition and honestly he really sounds good in it. Can't say the same about Miguel which his voice is kinda wonky in the mix. So yeah it's very decent but I wanna hear more.


12. Garden of Eden - Lady Gaga


...Man this Lady Gaga song sure does exist doesn't it. Anyways so MAYHEM is good but not great. I think the sound of it is in the right direction for her but I think she really make some big blunder with the lyrics not being groundbreaking. I mean I don't really expect Lady Gaga to just read bakunin over a sick beat but Born This Way had Judas and the title track being overtly supportive of queer rights long before gay marriages were legalized. This album...beside the other track we will talk about, most of these aren't that groundbreaking nor is it pushing the genre. It's not bad that you want the comfort but my expectations for Gaga is high and this just barely cleared it.


11. Anxiety - Sleepy Hallow ft. Doechii


Not gonna lie, the fact that this song is just collapsing after Doechii released her remix is kinda unfortunate because I do believe this song is better. The usage of that Anxiety song by Doechii chopped up and only being shown a few notes of the original samples were clever. And Sleepy Hollow actually bringing out two compelling verses of somber and very personal thing he has went through and that's ver commendable. It's just still funny that the samples will be the one that's more famous now than the song where the samples got popular in the first place. It's like when Kanye made Pt. 2 and that got Desiigner his number one hit but even more goofy.


10. APT. - ROSE ft. Bruno Mars


This song hasn't grown or shrunk on me thus far so I'm just gonna talk about the state of the Hot 100 chart at the time of writing this April 3rd. WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING??? I know that we have been slammed by album bombs after album bombs, but like seriously Lose Control still at the top 10??? It's not even just the radio that's the only factor here, people are streaming this song still. I think we are seeing another stagnation of the chart where album bombs are aplenty, but the radio keeping long charting songs still charting high. This is why one of the reasons why I'm using Global 200 chart is for this exact reason...despite the fact that we have the same problem but with streaming which actually could be worse but shhhhh.


9. ExtraL - JENNIE ft. Doechii


This is probably count as a guilty pleasure I guess, but this one is actually good and I think it's just Doechii. You know I do still think that JENNIE has the best year out of any Blackpink members this year but like not by much? Ruby is a fine album but I know for a fact that JENNIE got outstaged by every features beside Dominic Fike because my god he's not good at all. Anyways Doechii is really the best part of the song and it's not even close. Her charisma alone carried this very much stock beat and the reason why this isn't so low on the list. But please can we give Nissan Altima a second chance? 


8. TOO BAD - G Dragon ft. Anderson .Paak


I was wondering about Anderson .Paak and how is he doing post Silk Sonic. Seems like now his mission is to gathering all the kpop stans. First it was the new kpop stans in RM and now it's the older ones with G Dragon. And honestly I really like this one mainly because I missed organic productions on my Kpop as of late. I know that this production isn't as organic as I built up to be especially with the vocal productions and the lack of groove in the verse. But that chorus from Anderson .Paak is just infectious and what we get is basically Get Ugly but better. What I can say more about this beside go listen to it!


7. Nuevayol - Bad Bunny


I really love seeing the evolution of Bad Bunny over the course of 7 years...2018 IS SEVEN YEARS NO- Anyways yeah Bad Bunny has gotten my respect as the leading voice of latin music as a whole. After Un Verano Sin Ti and Nadie Sabe Lo Que Va a Pasar Manana hitting massive success and both are making what Bad Bunny really is, a versatile artist that highlighted a lot of cultural signifacant genres and also shouting out regional act in Puerto Rico. Bad Bunny now created to me his most cohesive album to date with Debi Teras Mas Fotos and honestly it's better than the two of his previous albums. As usual this album blended a lot of genres from Latin America but now it focused more on Puerto Rico and the surrounding areas. This is fitting because the theme of the album is basically Puerto Rico and the good the bad and the ugly that came from being Puerto Rican. You can hear it with the opening track Nuevayol which is about the celebration of Nuyorican which is a community of Puerto Ricans living in New York. Sampling Un Verano en Nueva York, this song devolved to dembow and reggaeton grooves that could be a successor of Titi Me Pregunto. We are being presented with a party first and foremost to ease us to what would be a dense album about Puerto Rico and how they have been devastated by a lot of factors but especially the imperial core of the US government. We will talk about Bad Bunny more but honestly I'm glad he's here because the chart could use more of him.


6. Sports Car - Tate McRae


Hey would you look at that finally Tate McRae found her lane...as a nostalgia act for 2000s nostalgia. I mean when the song is good I won't complaining and this one is a good one. She and Ryan Tedder took the best part of the mid 2000s era Middle Eastern inspired productions and just removed the most annoying part which is always the attitude and the vocals. This is basically the best version of Buttons is all I'm saying. That drum is so chunky with the MidEast inspired instrumentals and synth. And Tate McRae hit the sweet spot of sensual and also seduction that even Nicole Scherzinger always missed. The lyrics is just background enough not to be distracting. Overall a good song and honestly the best Tate McRae singles.


5. Messy - Lola Young


I literally don't have anything to say about this song that I haven't said before with my previous blog so definitely check my Winter ranking. But I do wanna point out that we might be seeing the rise of UK pop again in the US especially with Lola Young and Alex Warren. Watch this space


4. Abracadabra - Lady Gaga


This is definitely the best Lady Gaga singles we got since...maybe Rain On Me? Oh god it was five years ago ahhhh. Anyways Abracadabra is everything that I want in a Lady Gaga singles. Abrassive synth with good grooves and I love that drum flutters there. Though I do think that the mixing could be better especially with the Gaga vocals because she can sounds a bit squeeze. I think the only issue I have with this song is the way that it's not that subversive? Like sure the song is great and a step in the right direction, but it's not Bad Romance or even Alejandro. Maybe because the song and the album itself drew so much from Born This Way which has more subversion of pop relative to that time. All I'm saying is that Lady Gag should work with AG Cook.


3. Baile Inolvidable - Bad Bunny


This is the second songs from the album here and we got the longest Bad Bunny song and yet it didn't feel like it. Primarily because this is a salsa song and there are multiple parts of the songs that flow together well enough to keep you interested. I love how slow the song starts with this ghostly synth with some trumpets coming in. And then after a spoken word interlude, the song turned into a full on party with the salsa instrument and really lush productions. Then the chorus hit with the singalong chorus that are about his heritage as a Puerto Rican. And the slowed down moment where you get this tender piano and wow this song is amazing. Again the point of the album is definitely about his personal experience as a Puerto Rican and with one other song left in this ranking would you be wondering which one is the #1 in my ranking...well


2. Luther - Kendrick Lamar ft. SZA


I don't really have any new opinions about this song that I haven't said in my last ranking so go check it out. But one observation I will make especially after the music video for this and Nokia (new song by Drake), I think there are fundamental differences between Kendrick Lamar and Drake where the former could be seen as someone who cared about women's right even though he collaborated with Kodak Black and Playboi Carti (I know they're both his evil twins but it's still questionable nontheless, meanwhile the latter is branded as a misogynist who really don't care for women despite his beginning being more vulnerable to women and even made a women anthem. I think those differences are insecurities. Sure Kendrick might still have some insecurities and on Mr Morale & Big Steppers he laid down every insecurities he had towards women, his family, and the abuse he had to endured. But, right now especially with Luther, he's more secure than ever and portrayed the confidence that every men should strive for. Drake on the other hand is consumed by insecurities of trying to be tough especially after his rap beef with Pusha T. Because of that Nokia's lyrics sounded so pissy and just reeks of a desperate man. So that's why Luther works and Nokia didn't.


1. DTMF - Bad Bunny


Bringing political analysis to pop songs can be tricky. Sometimes you bringing out the political context as to why and how the songs are portrayed and trying to conveyed and you'll probably be branded as "that one friend who is too woke". But sometimes pop songs could carried a weight of a community and even entire ethnicity because to them that song is very important to them. So with that said, The latino community has been hit the hardest under the second Trump administration. Not only the tariff will make their livelihood and their jobs insecure, but also they're being terrorized by ICE agents if they are being accused of part of a gang and being thrown to literal slave labor camp thousands of miles away without due process. It has been tough for the latino community and Bad Bunny is here to try and comfort them. This song is so comforting with the chiptune synth, the mix between reggaeton and plena singalong (another nod to Puerto Rican culture), and the subdued performance of Bad Bunny. That alone would put this song at top three, but the lyrics are on another level. The lyrics is basically Bad Bunny regretting to not take more picture of his ex before they both separated. Sure it's pretty typical subject, but the fact that this is the title track of the album and the centerpiece of the album, plus you have the album cover that's pretty universal. No wonder this song became a hit on Tiktok from migrants who missed their hometown because they're pursuing better life and bettering their parents lives. But this song as well being used by Gazans to show their homes before the genocide that happened after October 7th and how they should've take more photos of the place that are now in rubble. It's emotional and very universal and to me, my favorite song this Spring.